Went to the zoo today and they had these Arabian Oryxes but one of them found a hat somebody presumably dropped in the enclosure and was playing with it
He managed to get it on too. Looking stylish my friend
And so this coffee company understands that it has to take certain positions that will alienate a percentage of its customer base. But that does not mean this coffee company needs to run around throwing about opinions about Destiel on tumblr.
my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo
many funny and true things going on in the notes. but also
what the hell is going on up there.
I really dislike the term “turn signals”, preferring the British term “indicators” because you shouldn’t just use them when you’re turning. Changing lanes, especially at higher speeds, is a time when you really need to use them. Also, when you’re pulling out from being stopped at the side of the road.
(If you turn without signalling at an intersection, it’s waaaay less likely to result in a death than if you change lanes without signalling at 110kph/70 mph. Also, check your blind spot when changing lanes).
This might be harsh but I think those who equate “good character design” to “character I would fuck” and express outright disgust at designs who dared to fall outside their conventional beauty norms should be trapped in the amulet for a thousand years. minimum
this is, of course, where the tumblr revamp would always lead. Just in time for Pride month, the “Queerest Place on the Internet” is attempting to crack down on fags like us for self-identifying with slurs, rather than doing something beneficial like reducing the large ever present transphobe/terf population. Advertiser friendly is the name of the game and I’m sure in a few years this site will be identical to every other sterile neutered social media site available. Have fun while it lasts folks.
this comes right after they stole your joke too funnily enough (about.tumblr.com)
THEY MUGGED ME IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND THEN SHOT ME IN THE FUCKING HEAD
So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like “do yall wanna see a vintage meme?” and turned on “what does the fox say”. Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a “wtf is this mx?” which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.
But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:
My husband told me I also should share the next part of this story, where I, feebly trying to defend my honor against a child, said, “No, this video was just big when I was in college!” and he scoffed, rolled his eyes, and absolutely obliterated me by saying, “So did you go to furry college?”
To everyone pointing out my icon: do I have a fursona? Yes. Does that make me a furry? Almost definitely. Do you admit that to a 12 year old who has just accused you of being a furry, in front of 23 other 12 year olds, with 25 instructional days left in the year? Absolutely THE FUCK not!!!
the great thing about the kungfu setting is the hero can be fighting three strapping young men simultaneously and you know he’s not going to have any problem ripping them to shreds but then a portly octogenarian shows up and you think oh fuck this guy looks like bad news!!!
and after the geezer fuckin’ obliterates everyone on the scene with psychic energy blasts of incredible cosmic power he has to be helped into a chair because after all he is exceedingly ancient and those knees don’t bend like they used to.
